"Everyone has a crush on Julianne. She's the girl next door -- beautiful, with a huge smile that lights up the room. And she has great energy and attitude. She's a daredevil. She likes skydiving, bungee jumping, roller coasters -- anything with adrenaline. She's ambitious and will do whatever it takes to accomplish what she wants, like practicing 12 extra hours, even when she's tired. Outside of dancing, she's the same way -- singing is her primary goal. She's amazing. When she sings, you wouldn't ever think it was Julianne. It's the voice of an older woman. She's only 19. Julianne knows her qualities, that she's pretty and sexy. But what I noticed is, she doesn't care. Her facial expressions are cute and funny. Her laugh is like a little girl's. That's what I love most." -- Helio Castroneves

Rating: NC-17
Word count: 2,269
Pairing: Darren Criss/Chris Colfer
Notes: Last night, appleautumn texted me and said, "But! You must think about this: What do you think Darren texted to Chris on that cell phone to make him react in such a perfect way? THINK ABOUT IT." And of course, then there went my brain. This is the first smut that I've posted in public since... either 2004 or 2007. YEAH. IT'S BEEN AWHILE. So don't be too hard on me. ALSO, SPOILERS FOR 3x17 SO IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED IT YET, SKIP THIS UNTIL YOU HAVE.

( He got service, I got service, baby we can talk all night. )

Rating: PG
Word count: 1,871
Pairing: Darren Criss/Chris Colfer
Notes: Angst, angst, and more angst. Okay, so maybe I don't angst as well as other people since I generally can't stand it, but I needed to get this out. ALSO, from this point on, the title of the fic will be linked with a youtube to listen to the song as you read.

( Cold crushed esteem, take shelter and hide forever. )

Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1,632
Pairing: Darren Criss/Chris Colfer
Notes: Based on the fact that Darren was spotted at a gay club. No spoilers because you can't spoil real life, just wishful thinking. I've had this one floating in my head for awhile, I'm glad I finally got it out!

( He's got me lovestoned, man I swear he's bad and he knows, I think that he knows. )

Title: Living on a Latte and a Prayer
Rating: PG-13 for light language
Wordcount: 6,460 (YES, I WENT OVERBOARD. AGAIN.)
Pairings/Characters: Darren Criss/Chris Colfer, Ashley Fink, Lea Michele, Naya Rivera
Spoilers: YOU CAN'T SPOIL REAL LIFE, HOMIE.
Summary: Chris has never had a boyfriend or friends at all, for that matter. But when he happens to meet Darren in Starbucks, his entire life turns upside down.
Warnings: Yes, this is RPF. Yes, I know it's not everyone's thing. BUT it's AU in which Chris and Darren are not famous and have never met before, so maybe it won't squick out non-RPF fans. I feel like this has become my fic baby, so please be nice to it.

( Bring me java, bring me joy. )

Title: Panem et Circenses, and Glee
Rating: R for violence
Wordcount: 9,666 words (!!!)
Summary: The characters from Glee are reaped into their own version of the Hunger Games.
Warnings: OKAY, GUYS. This has HUGE, HUGE Hunger Games spoilers. Like. Basically, I rewrote the book only with Glee characters. So if you haven't read it and are waiting for the movie, maybe you should skip this one. If you're not familiar with The Hunger Games, the basic premise is that 24 'tributes' ages 12 - 18 are chosen from each district (the areas in which they live, this is in the future in a country called Panem, where there are 12 districts in the area where North America used to be, and the Capitol rules the country) to participate in the Hunger Games, where they must fight to the death. So yes, there are deaths. THIS IS VIOLENT, YO. Also, it's AU in the Hunger Games verse -- Katniss and Peeta have never been in the arena, and the events that unfold in the books don't really happen the way they should. This is not the best fic I've ever written, and I hope it makes sense/stays true to THG-verse. If anyone actually trucks through this whole thing, I APPLAUD YOU. And if you do read it and you haven't read THG and you're not familiar with some of the lingo/people/things going on, just ask me! This plot is really not all that fleshed out the more I think about it, but. HERE WE GO.

( Ladies and gentleman, let the Seventy-third Hunger Games begin! )